Benny: “If you throw that tomato out of the car window and it hits the other car’s window, you’ll go to jail.”
Molly: “No, I won’t!”
Benny: “But if the tomato’s made of wood and really hard, then it will break the window!”
Jay: “That wouldn’t be a tomato, though. It would be a red, wooden ball.”
Molly: “A woodmato!”
(From: “Travelling with kids and tomatoes / woodmatoes”)