A girl or a boy?

Benny: Molly, would you rather be a boy or a girl?
Molly: A girl.
B: Why?
M: So that I can make new people. And you? Would you rather be a boy or a girl?
B: A boy. So that I don’t have to wear a full bathing suit and no one cuts my belly open.

Good arguments, all of them. Although there are obvious pros and cons, luckily they’re both happy with their assigned genders.

(Also, superpowers: girls give birth to humans, boys get to wear bathing shorts.)

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