We were playing Ludo and I was winning for a change.
When both kids got bored and decided to stop playing, I shouted (perhaps over-?) excitedly: “Woohoo! Cool, I win!”
“You won. Congratulations,” Molly replied, in a monotonous voice.
Benny added, equally flat: “Yes. Congratulations.”
What a way to kill my vibe, kids. I got bored ages ago, I just pretended for your sake! I double win! Screw you. NOW TIDY UP!