Clearing The Table After Lunch

Clearing the table after lunch with no kids:

-throw the trash in the bin
-put the leftover food in the fridge
-stack the dirty dishes in the dishwasher

Clearing the table after lunch with kids:

-throw the trash in the bin
-take the scissors out of your toddler’s hand
-ask your son to show you his Lego sculpture a bit later
-tell you daughter she’s allowed to use the hot glue gun

-put the leftover food in the fridge
-separate your son and daughter who are fighting over the hot glue gun
-put the trash your toddler’s taken out of the bin back into the bin
-give your son a shower because he’s poured black slime all over his head
-give your toddler a shower because he’s pooed
-give your daughter a shower because she has hot glue all over her hands and you’re already at it anyway

-take some of the leftover food out of the fridge to feed your toddler. He’s suddenly hungry again
-try to convince your toddler to eat. He’s suddenly not hungry again
-answer the phone
-it’s your kids calling from the other room and they want you to tell them who can use the hot glue gun

-start taking the dirty dishes to the kitchen
-put the trash your toddler’s taken out of the bin back into the bin
-separate the kids who are fighting over your son’s Lego set
-take the toys your toddler’s thrown into the bin out of the bin
-admire your son’s Lego sculpture
-calm your daughter down. She’s upset because you only praise her brother
-praise the necklace she’s made out of the hot glue
-calm your son down. He’s upset because he doesn’t know why he’s upset so stop asking him that
-put the trash your toddler’s taken out of the bin back into the bin

-leave all the dishes on the work surface
-take your kids to the park

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