Fried Zucchini

If you find a really good place to hide while playing hide-and-seek, you’ll get at least 30 seconds of “me” time every five minutes.

If you’re having a stressful morning and the only thing you want is a nice cup of coffee, when you finally get it, there will be some scrambled egg in it.

The dirtier baby’s hands are, the more likely is he to grab your phone while you aren’t watching.

The only thing more exhausting than a demanding, screaming toddler is a demanding, screaming toddler at 1 am. Extra points if she wakes the baby up as well.

Don’t let your toddler play with scissors… Unless you want some peace and quiet.

Making a house for “the fishies”. No need to tell her they don’t live in a house.

 

Our child is not even three and she can already write. Here she is spelling the word “grass” on the fridge, from right to left, using magnetic “numbers”.

“Look, mama! Me write grass!”

 

What an exciting night with various sleeping arrangements!
Jay and I in the big bed, Benny and I on the sofa, Benny and I in the big bed, Jay on the sofa, Molly, Benny and I all in the big bed and finally, very awake Benny and I in Molly’s bed!

Also, a prostitute sleeping in our campervan after her surgery!
Although I’m pretty sure I dreamt that part.

I asked Molly to play for a bit while I put Benny to sleep. Next time I’ll just turn the TV on.
 

It’s getting more difficult to choose clothes for Molly. Today she expressed a desire to dress as a “proper dragon elf”.

In this camp site you have to press a button to start the shower and then the water runs for exactly 15 seconds. I pressed it three times during my shower yesterday: water – shampoo – water – shower gel – water. That amounts to approximately a minute. Then I pressed it again and treated myself to just standing under warm water for another 15 seconds. I used to think of this process as “taking a quick shower”. Now it’s my “me time”. Realising this made me laugh. Fake laugh of sadness.