Only an idiot would accidentally get her hand splattered with boiling spinach, scream out in pain, and then immediately proceed to put a spoonful of that spinach directly into her mouth.
I’m not name calling but I’m not my biggest fan today.
As people say: Burn me once (spinach), shame on me – burn me twice (spinach again), double shame on me (because spinach is not a living being with an intention of hurting me)!
At least I’m not able to taste what I cooked, there’s some relief in that.