We spent some time in the morning by the lake, paddling and throwing rocks into the water.
Before heading back home, we went to an ice-cream stand, less than a two-minute walk away.
Benny: “My legs hurt.”
Me: “Really? Why?”
Benny: “Because of all this walking.”
Me: “…” (?!)
Benny: “Do your legs hurt?”
Me: “Nope.”
Benny: “Wow. That’s impressive.”
What should I worry about more: his legs aching after 80 seconds of walking or the fact that he’s obviously way too easy to impress?