Person of the day: an elderly grey-haired gentleman who felt the need to stop me and Benny in the street to say that he used to look like Benny, but “worse”, because he had ginger hair and freckles.
Apparently, even though he felt self-conscious as a kid, he used to “get together with all the most attractive women and his friends couldn’t believe it”.
There’s hope for Benny. Who’s, at the moment, being referred to as “Ed Sheeran” by some of the kindergarten parents.