Moral dilemma of the day

How wrong would it be to use the fact that I look six months pregnant to my advantage and skip the queues or demand someone’s seat in a tram?

In this imaginary scenario, I’d leave the baby at home not to arise any suspicion so yes – I would definitely be blatantly lying to people.
On the other hand, I was still pregnant only twenty days ago. I’m even more tired now. And I don’t like waiting in queues.

Your opinion: using your big postpartum body for (your own) good or moving on with your life without the advantages you had while pregnant?

Pregnant reality

Me: spent the whole day moaning to myself about how difficult it is to be this pregnant
Also me: caught a glimpse of my own reflection in a window and was shocked at how fat I got, because I completely forgot I was pregnant.

Brain, please be nice to me. Just stick with one reality. If possible.