-Molly, why is your nose blue?
-What do you mean?
-It looks bruised – did you hurt yourself?
-Oh, yes! I did! I went to pee in the forest and I jumped off the wall and hit my head on the rock.
She forgot to tell me that she jumped off the wall. And that she fell. And that she hit her head on the rock.
But she didn’t forget to tell me that her friend in the kindergarten put a dirty spoon on her forehead? Priorities.

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