-Molly, why don’t you ever want to nap? You seem so tired!
-Because it’s boring!
-But what if I lie down with you and cuddle you?
-That’s also boring and too warm.
(I’m writing this down for Molly to read in 30 years – she’ll see how insane she was to turn down naps when she had a perfect chance to sleep for as long as she wanted!)