Leaving the house with a baby

“OK, we’re finished eating! Good job! We’re good to go! Now let’s just quickly wipe your mouth. And your hands. And your t-shirt. And your trousers. And your hair. There’s some pasta on your back. Let’s just quickly clean the chair. And the table. Now let’s mop the floor and we’re ready to go!
Now we’ll put your sweater on. And your jacket. And thicker trousers. Hat, gloves, scarf and we’re on our way!
What? Are you taking a poo? Uh. Let’s just quickly change you… Taking your hat off, your gloves off, your jacket off…”

And repeat.

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