How to make mama feel very uncomfortable

Molly talking to an American lady:
-You have a big belly!
-Yes, that’s my trousers and my zipper, see?
-And this? (poking at her belly)
-That’s my body.
-You have a baby up there?
-Not this time.

(I was lost for words, I just wanted the whole thing to stop.)

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