We’re leaving tomorrow to go to the exciting land of Austria where we plan to hang out with the locals in their tiny villages, go to restaurants for the toilets and wash our dirty children in their cold lakes.
Planning the campervan trip to the smallest detail: check!
Getting mentally prepared to spontaneously change the plan completely: check!
Campervan mode: on!
See you in a couple of weeks, suckers! 
ps. I’ll be online every day, of course.