-Molly, you can’t behave as if you’re the center of the world!
-What does “the center of the world” mean?
-It’s when you expect everyone always to do only what you want and you just think about yourself!
-Are you the center of the world?
-No! No-one is!
-Then why does that word even exist?!
Wow. I never expected some simple telling off to turn into a lecture about geography, astronomy, and metaphors. Having kids is hard work.