-I taste like I have blood in my mouth. I be checking with paper if I have blood in my mouth.
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-I always check with paper if I really have blood in my mouth or me just tasting it.
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(for those interested: “Nope. After all I have no blood in my mouth, I just tasting it”. That’s a relief. Good that she checked with some paper. As ALWAYS. WTF?!)