-School was great today! We played the police. It was very painful.
-Why was it painful?
-Because we were hitting each other.
-Who played this game?
-My whole class.
-So the game was just a bunch of kids beating each other up?
-Yes! And I was the police dog.
-So you didn’t get hit?
-No. They kicked me a lot.
From: A great day at school