A game

-Let’s play a game! You be a baby and I be your mama and I give you ice-cream before proper food and then your tummy hurt. Here, you take one elephant and I be one rabbit.
-So the elephant has ice-cream before proper food and then his mum’s angry?
-No, mama give him ice-cream!
-But why would his mum give him ice-cream before proper food?
-I don’t know, mama, let’s play and find out! Here elephant! Have this ice-cream!
-Yummy! Ice-cream! Thank you! But now my tummy hurts! Why did you give me ice-cream, mama?
-Because you’re one elephant and I don’t like elephants!!!