-Today at the kindergarten Lana couldn’t find her paper cake so I told her I saw a zombie grab it! I said he looked like a hand with eyes and tentacles and that I also saw him in my bedroom at night!
-Then I showed her and two more friends all of the marks that the zombie left in the garden!
-Were they scared?
-Yes! Very! And then I left and I forgot to tell them I made it all up.
She “forgot” to tell them. My kid is responsible for your kid’s nightmares and I’m very sorry.