Maths teacher at breakfast

-Benny, how would you like me to cut your toast?
-Cut it into little squares!

-Those aren’t squares, those are rectangles!
(me trying to remember what rectangles are again…)
-That’s correct. Now, eat.
-But I said I wanted…
-Eat. Your. Rectangular. Toast!

Ha! I used “rectangular” in a sentence for the first time ever!

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