Oskar’s a very appreciative and thoughtful baby. He expresses his gratitude for everything I do by giving me the only gifts he can.
I feed him – he poos.
I burp him – he poos.
I put him to sleep – he poos.
I change his clothes – he poos.
I change his pooey nappy – he poos.
Sometimes, while I’m changing him, if he thinks I’m doing an exceptionally good job, he pees on me, on himself and on the rest of the room.
Then, to thank me for cleaning it all up – he poos.